Lavender & Dead Things

meowrailsprite:

stormybabe:

ileliberte:

devildoll:

prrb:

lets play a game called “where the fuck is the next button in this theme”

that’s my second favorite game after “no, wait, THIS is the tiniest font i’ve ever seen”

And right up there with those two is the “am I going blind or is this dark purple type on a black background?” game.

Brought to you by the creators of “where is the pause button for the autoplay music”

Featuring “how the hell do I Reblog this”

crystallizedclarity:

bloodyeleven:

peonymoonflower:

transphobictrans:

teruterus:

why hate on trans boys when you can hate on cis boys

why hate on anyone when you can grow up and spread some positivity instead

Why hate people when you can hate humidity

Why stop at humidity when you can hate mosquitoes?

i fuckin hate mosquitoes

satohai:

iliketolight-thingsonfire:

fairysharkmother:

MOMMA WILL GIVE ADVICE.

ALWAYS REMEMBER: MENSTRUATING DOES NOT MAKE YOU BAD. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE SICK. IT DOES NOT MEAN YOU ARE DIRTY.

First of all, do not go swimming in the ocean to look for Momma. 
Momma will be right here.

Momma suggests that at first sign of blood, take tylenol. If you are super in tune with your body, take it when you estimate it will start soon!

Momma knows EXACTLY what to do for cramps. Eating cranberries or drinking their juice is a wonderful way to get rid of cramps.

Another way to help with the pain is to rest on your bed like in the picture, butt in the air and head on the ground. 

Also, if you do not like pads OR tampons, there are more solutions!

There is the softcup!

And the mooncup!

They are very similar to one another. They are basically soft, silicone cups that go up into your lady cave that collect the blood.The softcup is a bit more expensive.

Also, Momma says that if you want to have sex and not have gushing everywhere, you can use a softcup!

The mooncup is a lot like the softcup, but it is reusable. Momma will remind you that you MUST disinfect it in boiling water. 

You can even use natural sea sponge like a tampon! 
Momma says it’s okay. 

There are also cotton reusable pads!

Momma is also thinking of you men that have periods, too!
There is a special kind of boxers that you can buy with a special pocket for sanitary products! It also comes with a bulge.

The most important thing to do, menstruating or not, is to love and respect yourself. Do not feel ashamed, and get through it as well as you can!

Momma loves you!

Thank you momma.

I imagine Momma having a really typical haggard old smoker’s voice

yolandatheredpanda:

bertiebottbeans:

apolkadotnerd:

potribugods:

10 Years Of Harry Potter Premieres(x)

I have been waiting for this post for 5 years

i absolutely love how the first year rupert is wearing just casual clothes and like “oh i didn’t know we had to dress up for this” then the next year he’s like LOOK AT ME NOW I’M WEARING A PURPLE SUIT LOOKING CLASSY AS FUCK then the next year tom wears a white suit like WHOSE CLASSY NOW BITCHES? then the next year tom just kinda tries with a pinstripe suit and rupert wears a velvet suit but then dan just goes all out like FUCK YES WHO WINS THIS YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS? HA RIGHT IN YOUR FACES YEAH MY SUIT BRINGS ALL THE PAPARAZZI TO THE HOGWARTS GROUNDS AND YOUR FUGLY SUITS CAN ROT IN THE SHRIEKING SHACK so then they probably stopped the competition in fear of what dan would wear next. then there’s just a lot of tension the next couple of years with the outfits

are we not going to talk about dan dressing up like the fucking wizard of oz? 

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

feedmyaddictionnow:

kingofwesteros:

Publicity done right in an anti-rape campaign: double-page spread, pages glued to one another. After the reader forcefully separates them, the image above is revealed with the caption “if you have to use force, it’s rape”.

THIS IS BRILLIANT

stilinskiswhoremouth:

theboysofletters:

are we not past the age where american teens pretend theyre better than the rest of the country because they watch doctor who

Someday, perhaps.

cleffairie:

NO BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN SIGN UP

cleffairie:

NO BUT PLEASE TELL ME WHERE I CAN SIGN UP

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

notana:

my tumblr pet peeves:

  • automatic playing music
  • music that automatically starts
  • when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
  • that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
  • music on your page that just comes out of nowhere

notana:

my tumblr pet peeves:

  • automatic playing music
  • music that automatically starts
  • when a song just starts automatically when I go to your page
  • that song that interrupts my song because it started without my knowledge 
  • music on your page that just comes out of nowhere
johnny-escobar:

G65 AMG Benz

johnny-escobar:

G65 AMG Benz

johnny-escobar:

G65 AMG Benz

johnny-escobar:

G65 AMG Benz

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???

orllais:

when the solutions to a medical problem are “reduce stress” i am like? what am i going to do about this????? not go to school?? get rid of my parents??? force myself deeper down the road of total and complete apathy???